L2 Funny stories

## Elv , Dark elv and human were talking.
Human said: My wife dont want to do it with me and i didnt know why. Then i saw a recipes in bed . She Betraying me with a spoiler!

Dark Elv: It isn't so bad ... i found spellbook hydro blast in my bed. My wife betraying me with stinky spellsinger...
Elv: Ohhh guys It isn't so bad my wife betraying me with Panter.

Dark Elv and Human: PANTHER?!?!?!?!?!?

Elv: Yes because when i was entering bedroom i saw DarkAvenger under my bed....
-------
## What is a difrence betwen Human, Dark elv and Elv woomens?

Human female saying: " Did you finish.... -_-?"
Dark Elven female saying " What ? You already finish?!?!?!"
Elv female saying " Brown .... yes i will paint this wall on brown"
-------
## What is a difrence betwen smart Elven women and antharas?

Someone saw antharas....
-------
## Two kariks were talking in LOA when they saw a Prophet.
One Karik said: " Don't worry brother he is a pasive..."
-------
## Dwarf , Human and Dark elv were talking about their new year day.
Dwarf said : Guys i was on talking island and beatiful womens in bikini were kissing me.
Human said: Ha! I had better new year day! I was in shuttgard . I was drinking expensive drinks with friends and you know there were also girls : D.
....eeee and you Dark Elv? Where were you in New year day?
Dark elv said: I was in clanhall with you guys ... but i didn't smoke that shit..


Human Elf and Orc were talking about " who runing most quickly"
Human said: " I entering gludio on north and exiting it on south ,before players said OMG"
Elf said :" I running faster than my arrow"
Orc said : "When i ran i turn left street, left street and left street and i saw my ass from behind"

-------------

Shadow escreveu:
Human Elf and Orc were talking about " who runing most quickly"
Human said: " I entering gludio on north and exiting it on south ,before players said OMG"
Elf said :" I running faster than my arrow"
Orc said : "When i ran i turn left street, left street and left street and i saw my ass from behind"

-------------

hauahuahauahuah

this is the best of all!!!!! ahuahuha